zakkiwu:

shauneezy:

stxxz:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Black people probs

^^exactly.
Simple names for surgical operations

daughter-of-sevenless:

-tomy: The surgeon cut something.

-ectomy: The surgeon cut something out.

-ostomy: The surgeon cut something to make a mouth. If one organ is named, the mouth opened to the outside of the patient. If two organs are named, the mouth connected two organs.

-plasty: The surgeon changed the shape of an organ.

-pexy: The surgeon moved the organ to the right place.

-rraphy: The surgeon sewed something up.

-desis: The surgeon made two things stick to one another.

sinaloan:

proud dog family showing off their beloved child

sinaloan:

proud dog family showing off their beloved child

redeyemaniac:

pixelatedcrown:

here my testcubes are testing collisions but it could also be taken as smoochin tips. you’re welcome

kiss kiss

redeyemaniac:

pixelatedcrown:

here my testcubes are testing collisions but it could also be taken as smoochin tips. you’re welcome

kiss kiss

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

unexplained-events:

Megamouth

No one knew of this shark’s existence until 1976. They are rarely seen in shallow water. There have only been three known recordings and fifty-nine specimen sightings of this shark as of May, 2014.

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

overlypolitebisexual:

"if you were polite and nice with your activism we’d listen" no you wouldn’t you fucking liars

crimewave420:

durbikins:

Donkey Kong Country was the first video game I played and I fucking hate every single “expand dong” joke you all shit out. I take this series seriously along with it’s lore and you’re just turning it into a shitty image macro when it wasn’t even the source of…

sashwrin:

Aperture science information posters

quecaigaelsistema:


LITERALLY HOW I FELT ABOUT EVERY ASSHOLE WHITE PERSON WHO CAME WITH LEGALIZE WEED SIGNS AT MAY DAY TODAY IN LOS ANGELES.

quecaigaelsistema:

LITERALLY HOW I FELT ABOUT EVERY ASSHOLE WHITE PERSON WHO CAME WITH LEGALIZE WEED SIGNS AT MAY DAY TODAY IN LOS ANGELES.