boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)
boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)
boys with spines (｡♥‿♥｡)
boys with patellas (≧◡≦)
boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)
boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
tell a self proclaimed male feminist that he can’t be a feminist and watch him turn in to the biggest misogynist abusive shit within 0.2 seconds. happens 100% of the time.
Maybe if you weren’t being a bitch to people trying to help you they wouldn’t be a dick in return.
i wonder if men are actually trying to prove my point on purpose?
GUESS WHO JUDT GOT PULLED OVER FOR DOING “SUSPICIOUS HAND GESTURES” AND HAD TO EXPLAIN TO A COP WHAT CARAMELLDANSEN WAS
when ur friends are all online
walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”