|—||Ted Michael, Crash Test Love (via wordsnquotes)|
Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.
This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.
one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent
PEOPLE TRYING TO COPYRIGHT TWEETS
This is what 5 lbs of muscle looks like vs 5 lbs of fat. So don’t focus on your weight. Focus on what you’re made of.
When Nicki Minaj came out with Anaconda the media was like
But now that J.lo & Iggy have came out with the equally explicit “Booty “they’re like
Stay mad! Nicki is QUEEN
because if it ain’t light or white, it ain’t right. corny, unoriginal, lackluster ass garbage - yawn.
There’s just nothing more heartwarming than seeing the feels guy feeling okay like everything’s gonna be okay if he can do it we all can
everything will be okay
we’re all in this together
there are people on this site in 2014 who didn’t witness the onceler fandom firsthand
|—||Unknown (via modernmethadone)|
Keep hot white men off my dash. I’m on a cleanse and I can’t.
|—||At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)|