That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
Black people probs^^exactly.
-tomy: The surgeon cut something.
-ectomy: The surgeon cut something out.
-ostomy: The surgeon cut something to make a mouth. If one organ is named, the mouth opened to the outside of the patient. If two organs are named, the mouth connected two organs.
-plasty: The surgeon changed the shape of an organ.
-pexy: The surgeon moved the organ to the right place.
-rraphy: The surgeon sewed something up.
-desis: The surgeon made two things stick to one another.
proud dog family showing off their beloved child
here my testcubes are testing collisions but it could also be taken as smoochin tips. you’re welcome
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
No one knew of this shark’s existence until 1976. They are rarely seen in shallow water. There have only been three known recordings and fifty-nine specimen sightings of this shark as of May, 2014.
When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”
"if you were polite and nice with your activism we’d listen" no you wouldn’t you fucking liars
Donkey Kong Country was the first video game I played and I fucking hate every single “expand dong” joke you all shit out. I take this series seriously along with it’s lore and you’re just turning it into a shitty image macro when it wasn’t even the source of…
Aperture science information posters
LITERALLY HOW I FELT ABOUT EVERY ASSHOLE WHITE PERSON WHO CAME WITH LEGALIZE WEED SIGNS AT MAY DAY TODAY IN LOS ANGELES.